Like sands from the hourglass...

I've stepped into the soap operatic world of Days of Our Lives where my dad is holed up dealing with his brain condition. He has three neighbours...

Patrick is kind of like Grandpa Brady from DoOL. Irish as can be, he oozes with soft spoken wisdom, but occasionally fires up his temper. He would also be a dead ringer for a bartender at the Brady Pub.

Victor Kiriakis' role is reprised by Franco, a Croat who is bed-ridden. Overall he is really nice & proper, but like the Kiriakis Clan, Frank has a lot of progeny. Warning though...he can get as mean as Victor if you leave the faucet dripping.

The tragic tortured soul character of John Black is played by a no-legged guy aptly named "John." John says more with his eyes than verbally and has a great deal of hair fluffing up the top of his head. Wonder if he has those crazy flashback memories to the past?

Stephano DiMera is the archenemy in DoOL -- scheming always to thwart the very existence of salem-mites. Here at BF, the role is played by Nurse Wench. Her fiendish plots include heart-stopping "oops I forget to replace the allergy bracelet for 5 days" to general snide nastiness. Watch out, fellow salem-place visitors: this one is capital 'n' nasty.

If only there were a Grandma Horton, this place would be less o' a funny farm...